Should I eat this dead rat?

Greg Asked: Should I eat this dead rat?

I guess you can call me an Otaku, I spend my entire dayon the web. Now here's the problem, I'm absolutely famished, and I don't want to get up since I'm watching my favorite anime "Moetan". My apartment is rather messy and next to where I'm sitting is a dead rat about 2 feet away in my pile of empy Mountain Dew pop cans. I was considering eating this rat to slate my hunger so that I do not have to leave my precious show of drawn adolecent girls. Do you guys think this is safe or reccommend it? I did a quick search on the internet and it said that rats are a good source of protein, so it should be healthy right?